remember the expression “talk to the hand?” i totally didn’t just say it. i didn’t say it the second time, either.
Mouth Fulla Platinum
Where your best will never be good enough and your grill can never be icy enough.
Feb 08
well, back to the other 364 days of the year that we don’t use roman numerals.
Feb 07
just like the announcers predicted, the team that scored the most points won the football game. also, hurricane katrina.
GO BRETT FAVRE.
it’s amazing how jim nantz is still able to call the football game with peyton manning’s balls in his mouth.
i don’t want the colts OR the saints to win. can we institute a special tie rule just for this super bowl? donovan mcnabb would approve.
Feb 06
death by impalement seems like an appropriate punishment for people who pronounce the nonexistent “x” in the word “especially.”
the drunker i get, the funnier you’re supposed to become. clearly you’re doing something wrong.
Feb 05
all i’m saying is that if you charge $1.75 for a can of diet coke, things will go missing. that’s how the economy works.
you overcharge for your decidedly mediocre food, but i stole one of your pens. i get my revenge in subtle (and entirely trivial) ways.
