Mouth Fulla Platinum

i wonder which one will end up being the gay beastie boy.

since all of my emotions are eventually distilled into anger anyway, i may as well just skip the intermediate stages and start punching you.

it would be hard to tell your children that the easter bunny is actually their alcoholic uncle in a pink suit … through all of the laughter.

my coworker is kicking the vending machine in order to get his candy bar. apparently it’s also international treat objects like women day.

because every girl aspires to be a “wearing shoes that be talking” bitch when she grows up. http://bit.ly/8Z2Iq4

satisfaction is successfully convincing someone that benjamin franklin invented crystal light.

has anyone ever seen madonna and willem dafoe in the same nightmare? no? exactly.

as long as you keep bringing whores around, this crack house will never be a crack home.

sometimes all i need to make it through the day is the threat of a headbutt from @gustache. happiness is impending injury.

apparently it’s national grammar day. is that one of those bullshit holidays like be nice to the elderly or hug a republican day?